Homer - The Odyssey (701 CE)

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“The first… and best story ever written 😎” Two notes about that sentiment: 1) best? 2) I can really tell it was the first 😬 

I think it’s hard to criticize something like this story because of… obvious reasons, but that still doesn’t mean I’ll go easy on this story. 

This story is just a collection of 900 campfire stories combined into a criminally boring mess and the fact that there’s no use taking notes or writing any of the characters names makes it all the more fun! Half of the people mentioned in this story are pretty much just mentioned once and never return and the story itself often is just kinda boring.